Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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