Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
