Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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