So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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