16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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