Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
...so i touched it.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
COCAINE IS GR8
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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