My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
