If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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