you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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