Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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