The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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