Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
That accounts for only three of the penises
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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