How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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