this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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