the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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