I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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