Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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