A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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