Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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