Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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