you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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