And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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