Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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