Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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