How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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