I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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