So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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