can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Sext me about skeletons
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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