I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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