Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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