So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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