Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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