They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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