i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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