I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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