Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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