So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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