I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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