I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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