There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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