Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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