hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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