Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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