wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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