Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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