Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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