So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
they need to just BURY HIM!
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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