her vagine was all disorganized.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
