He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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