this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
my being single is dangerous.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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